I love sassy gay guys. They’re like me but in a man’s body!
Me: Maybe we can be together!
Them: Are your feet wet?
Me: No why?
Them: Because you're standing in da Nile!
Me: ...sooo that's a no?
Them: Yeah that's a no.
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Ex Boyfriend Rant
You sack of shit. You waste of space. You fucking fuck fucktard. Fuck you. Fuck off. You chose a bullshit reason not to see me but chose to see some whore?!! You’re an assface. I thought you wanted to see me. I thought you wanted to be friends. But noooooooooo. You just wanted to play with me. You little bitch. MAN THE FUCK UP. You’re a sorry excuse for a man. Bitch ass fucktard. Little bitch. Bitch bitch bitch.